Queer as fuck.
I post what I want
That is all.
|Little boy:||Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?|
|The Mom:||Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.|
|Little Boy:||I wanna be Wonder Woman.|
|The Mom:||Don't we all.|
|Nick Fury:||So I send you on a mission to KILL the Black Widow and you come back with her so you can give her a job?|
|Clint Barton:||Er....well, I mean, I made a different cal-|
|Nick Fury:||THIS IS SHIELD. WE JUST DON'T HIRE TERRORISTS IN OUR PROGRAM.|
|*In the background*|
|Agent 1:||Yo, Hail Hydra, man.|
|Agent 2:||Hey! You too! :D|
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